ShockBs Pwning N00bs Since '0five'
Yo suckas, get ready to get owned because ShockBs has been hacking since the early days. Back in '05, we were already droping nukes and these peasants didn't stand a chance. We've come a long way since then, with our skills harshened like samurai swords. We're hackin' into the Pentagon and leaving no trace behind. Don't even try to cope because you